Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man
it is your fate
but
if your father-in-law is a poor man
it's your stupidity

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I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.
But, nobody's perfect.
So, why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you can hear them speak

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Tour future depends on your dreams"
So, go to sleep.

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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning.

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.

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God made relatives.
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know.
So...why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, is a work station...

What more can I say...

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Moral of the story: Whatever you do, there is a reason. Yeah~!